Future & Lori Harvey Are Married?!

Look, the rumors are sketchy AT BEST, but the reactions to the possible marriage between Future and Lori Harvey are enough for us to write this story (while simultaneously laughing hysterically).

No one knows how the rumor started, but we do know months ago one of Future’s baby mama’s, Eliza Reign, posted on her IG that the rapper was set to tie the knot.

Plus, with Future lavishing Lori with trips, trinkets and public displays of affection, it seems as though the couple is going strong. But, marriage strong? A stretch to say the least. However, Twitter got a hold to the story and almost imploded…

FUTURE AND LORI GOT MARRIED
pic.twitter.com/l781tIflx5

— EMO ! (@junitwn) March 9, 2020

If future married Lori who gone lead us pic.twitter.com/491haQVX1o

— i drive with my knees (@WavygangCozy) March 9, 2020

Yall said Lori young & just having fun & she went and married Future?? pic.twitter.com/0HGWrPlZxM

— ㅤ (@PhoneDaPosites) March 9, 2020

If Future and Lori actually got married, I will have an existential crisis. I had plans to be toxic this summer. I took my AP off because the streets were calling my name. I unblocked numbers. Hell, I even made t-shirts. Who is going to lead me now? pic.twitter.com/kbwXX5Sj9h

— Espresso Martini Stan Account (@DD_McC) March 9, 2020

If Future really did marry Lori then… pic.twitter.com/QdiCzdp6QS

— Pastor-Uncle Cam (@ScottySkytop) March 9, 2020

Rumors about Future marring Lori Harvey going around? pic.twitter.com/ayCgVBmefN

— Tonio (@Antonio_305_) March 9, 2020

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Meanwhile we’re still like…

Where is this rumor about Lori Harvey and Future allegedly getting married coming from? pic.twitter.com/dzN8v2TBfS

— jas (@girlsoextra) March 9, 2020

Neither Future, nor Lori, have confirmed (or even hinted at) the rumors. So for now we’re calling this…

*reads tweets about Future marrying Lori Harvey* https://t.co/3Krd5zN81Q

— K Dot’s Cousin (@Carl_noWinslow) March 9, 2020