NEWS
How Many Is Too Many? Jobs Are Now Tracking Co-Worker Coughs!
COVID-19 seems to be running rampant and this is what we’ve come to. Just know your coughs are being charted and tracked at work! No, this isn’t a new nationwide mandate, it seems to only be present at one person’s place of employment, but should it be the new wave?
This Coronavirus “cough log” popped on Twitter and instantly became the top trending topic.
Jobs out here doing cough logs💀 pic.twitter.com/2MTe0aGWm8
— 🇧🇧 (@rahm3sh) March 16, 2020
However, the chart wasn’t the concerning part — it was KeKe and her inordinate amount of coughs that caused some concern.
Jobs out here doing cough logs💀 pic.twitter.com/2MTe0aGWm8
— 🇧🇧 (@rahm3sh) March 16, 2020
I'm looking at Keke like: pic.twitter.com/6DkJ2qWRXZ
— Justin Jay, Viscount Selesnya 3️⃣0️⃣ (@_DubzyWubzy_) March 16, 2020
Me looking at Keke and Taylor omw out the door pic.twitter.com/Vr50936mER
— Aqua (@Lxnieshx) March 16, 2020
Keke need a check up ASAP pic.twitter.com/MAz7POF5HZ
— Bill’s Gate (@londonlekoko) March 16, 2020
Keke hunni ….go ahead and sign out. pic.twitter.com/A9D57ejfb4
— Jade Golding (@JadeAGolding) March 16, 2020
Should the job send KeKe home or give her a pass? Maybe she just had something stuck in her throat…