In a tale we’re sure will fit nicely into Scott Storch’s epic biography, the super-producer is divorcing a woman he’s been married to for over five years because they were both drunk when they exchanged nuptials. Storch and Christina Gray tied the knot back in 2011, but in recently filed divorce documents, the estranged husband says the two split the morning after their wedding and haven’t really spoken since.

Rather than a divorce, Storch is asking that the marriage be annulled since the bride and groom were “not of sound mind” before exchanging vows. Bruh, how are you married to a chick for damn near six years that you don’t even speak to? Cray.