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Genius or crazy? Kanye West is stirring up that debate once again with a poem about McDonald’s. Ye penned the words for Frank Ocean’s new zine, Boys Don’t Cry. The poem, which you can read below, is titled “The McDonald’s Man.”

McDonalds Man
McDonalds Man
The French Fries Had A Plan
The French Fries Had A Plan
The Salad Bar And The Ketchup Made A Band
Cus The French Fries Had A Plan
The French Fries Had A Plan
McDonalds Man
McDonalds

I Know Them French Fries Had A Plan
I Know Them French Fries Had A Plan
The Cheeseburger And The Shakes Formed A Band
To Overthrow The French Fries Plan
I Always Knew Them French Fries Was Evil Man
Smelling All Good And Shit
I Don’t Trust No Food That Smells That Good Man
I Don’t Trust It I Can’t
McDonalds Man
McDonalds Man
McDonalds Damn

Them French Fries Look Good Tho
I Knew The Diet Coke Was Jealous Of The Fries
I Knew The Diet Coke Was Jealous Of The Fries
Even The McRib Was Jealous Of The Fries
I could See It Through His Artificial Meat Eyes
And He Only Be There Some Of The Time
Everybody Was Jealous Of Them French Fries
Except For That One Special Guy
That Smooth Apple Pie

It’s not exactly Maya Angelou, or even on par with a Haiku written by an eighth grader, but that didn’t stop the fast food chain from giving Ye a shoutout on social media. If nothing else, we’re sure the poem boosted their weekend sales of french fries and apple pies.

McDonald’s wasn’t the only ones fond of Ye’s “The McDonald’s Man.” Yeezy’s fans were also losing their collective shiz over the poem.

It’s actually a pretty funny poem to us, but what did you think about it?

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The Real Reason Jason Derulo Is Out Here Teaching Zumba Class

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Jason Derulo popped up at an L.A. Zumba class Tuesday night but he wasn’t there to take the class … he was there to teach it.

According to Forbes, Derulo has partnered with Zumba, who will be offering exclusive classes featuring choreography to his hit song “Tip-Toe” featuring French Montana.

To kick things off the 28-year-old showed up unannounced at Beat Box Studio LA to teach a few routines, and as you could imagine everyone was mad hype.

Perez Hilton and Youtube Fitness star Caleb Mitchell were amongst the 80 folks taking the class, which also included instructors and members of the University of Southern California dance team.

“What I love most about Zumba is that they make exercising fun and make it accessible to everyone all over the world. It’s a movement,” Derulo said. “They get great global rhythms and pair it with a routine everyone can do that will give you a total body workout that feels more like party than exercise. I admire that because you don’t typically associate dancing with working out and that’s the beauty of it.”

 

No word on if Derulo will be popping up at more classes, but if he does now you won’t be surprised.

 

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