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Knock It Off, Dummy: Michelle Obama Is Not 257 Pounds!



Bwahahaha. The National Enquirer needs to fire the Photoshop hack responsible for stitching together this image of First Lady Michelle Obama. The tabloid claims Mrs. Obama has gained over 97 pounds this year as a result of binge-eating over the stresses of raising teenage daughter, Malia. The publication plastered a poorly doctored image of Michelle on their current magazine cover, a picture they claim shows how out of control the alleged weight gain is.


It was just a little over a month ago that a slender and fit First Lady delivered a speech at the Democratic National Convention. We find it completely ridiculous a magazine would try to sell folks a story about her ballooning to 257 pounds in the month since, but they certainly tried it.

What makes this story even more ridiculous is that Michelle Obama has also been a staunch advocate of healthy eating and exercise. In fact, just earlier today, she appeared in a fitness video produced by Funny or Die and co-starring Nick Offerman. She doesn’t appear to be 257 pounds in this video either.

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  1. grannymother

    August 31, 2016 at 4:55 PM

    Fat or thin, she’s still an azzho**. She needs to stop trying to be a nutritionist and just be a first lady. Stop starving the kids at school.

    • Linda Cohen

      September 4, 2016 at 5:41 PM

      Starving the kids at school —-OMG—have you seen them rolling down the hallways??!! We have a whole generation of obese couch potatoes and woe to the Flotus for actually giving a damn. Have you noticed her children aren’t fat?

      • jennyct

        September 25, 2016 at 7:53 PM

        Actually, as a substitute teacher, I haven’t noticed them rolling down the hallways. In my area, most of the children are normal or underweight. Weird.

      • Nancy Farkas

        December 12, 2016 at 4:21 PM

        Linda that comment was rude. Kids are actually healthier now. And it’s not because of her. Her kids aren’t exactly thin and neither is she! Please she doesn’t give a damn about our kids. If she did, she would know that most kids hate her food and say it tastes like vomit.

    • SuperPsychicSpyChick

      September 5, 2016 at 5:04 PM

      Since when was it EVER a SCHOOL’S job to feed children? What a commie sheep haha

      Why is society so accepting of the idea of abdicating what little freedom and responsibility the individual has in favor of nanny govt giving us our little juice and cracker rations and wiping our little boom booms from our little bum bums? An entity that has the power to give you anything you want has the power to take it all away from you as well, remember that…

  2. Smartipants

    September 2, 2016 at 5:37 PM

    I find it fascinating that they don’t want to tell women what to do, but they are perfectly fine telling everyone else how to eat, what to eat, how to speak, what to think….

    • SuperPsychicSpyChick

      September 5, 2016 at 5:14 PM

      She DOES have a “why can’t you fat ass slobs be slim and healthy like ME?!? I don’t GET you, it’s SO EASY! Just look at ME!” attitude, it’s just not publicly known. To the public, it’s all in the subtext if you just look for it…


    September 3, 2016 at 11:59 PM

    Earth is flat, stationary, and the center of the known universe.

  4. SuperPsychicSpyChick

    September 5, 2016 at 7:18 PM

    “In fact, just earlier today she appeared in a video”… Just because it was posted today, doesn’t mean it was taped yesterday. When did the recording occur?

  5. TJ Chiara

    September 7, 2016 at 4:57 PM

    Looks like it to me! Yikes!!

  6. John Williams

    September 9, 2016 at 4:13 PM

    The video was doctored.

  7. John Williams

    September 9, 2016 at 4:13 PM

    Eat more school lunches.

  8. JaneStrange

    September 11, 2016 at 12:13 AM

    I don’t doubt it. Youtube the video of her eye rolling the previous House Majority leader John Boehner while shoveling steak and lobster into her big fat mouth. Elbows on the table of course.

  9. Peter8Piper

    September 15, 2016 at 12:04 PM

    Put her on a school lunchroom diet !!!!!

  10. Nancy Farkas

    December 12, 2016 at 4:20 PM

    She may not be as fat as they claim. But she has put on weight. Here is she preaching how our kids need to lose weight and forcing the kids to practically starve eating school lunch. Yet I just saw a video of her at the Children’s National Medical Center reading to kids and she has definitely put on weight. She and her kids eat well while our kids are basically forced to eat tasteless garbage.

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