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Say It Ain’t So! Man Arrested For Masturbating On Bus For Three Hours

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We live in a very disturbing world. This is Telly Shadell Corey, a 41-year-old American male arrested this week for masturbating on a Megabus. According to a police report, Telly exposed himself for nearly three hours to a female passenger as they traveled across the open road.

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Corey was arrested in Coralville, Iowa for playing with “his penis in his sweatpants”, or for indecent exposure if you want to stick to the legal terminology. As for why he didn’t stop his marathon masturbation session, he told authorities he thought “since the victim didn’t say anything to him she was enjoying it.”

Jesus take the wheel and drive us all off a cliff.

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