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Obama, White House Must Respond To Call For Justin Bieber Deportation

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Now hear this Justin Bieber, the American people have had enough of your antics. Over 130,000 individuals have signed an online petition on the official White House website calling for the US government to deport JB back to his native Canada.

Only 100k signatures are required for the White House to respond, so now the President has no choice but to address everyone’s current favorite celebrity soap opera.

“We the people of the United States feel that we are being wrongly represented in the world of pop culture. We would like to see the dangerous, reckless, destructive, and drug abusing Justin Bieber deported and his green card revoked,” the petition reads. “He is not only threatening the safety of our people but he is also a terrible influence on our nations youth. We the people would like to remove Justin Bieber from our society.”

The balls in your court, Obama. We know you’re a busy man, but your constituents want to live in a country free of Justin Bieber. Will you help bring their dreams to fruition?

1 Comment

  1. Tracine French

    February 8, 2014 at 9:36 AM

    wow, this is rude

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