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Justin Bieber Makes It Official: I’m Retiring

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It looks like the entire universe was well-behaved this year because Justin Bieber just gave us all the most amazing Christmas gift ever: his retirement. The pop singer just took to Twitter to announce that he’s stepping away from the music business.

“My beloved believers, I’m officially retiring,” he wrote. “The media talks a lot about me. They make a up a lot of lies and want me to fail but I’m never leaving you, being a belieber is a lifestyle,” he continued. “Be kind loving to each other, forgive each other as God forgave us through Christ. Merry Christmas. I’M HERE FOREVER.”

So is Justin really retiring? Last week, he also said the same thing in an interview with Los Angeles radio station Power 106 … but then he does have a new movie coming out today and could probably use some press that doesn’t center around his alleged pot smoking, hookups with South American prostitutes and general crap attitude towards his fans. Publicity? Maybe. Little too many rides on Puff the Magic Dragon? Also another possibility.

But for now, let’s hope this is 100-percent true. MERRY CHRISTMAS!

1 Comment

  1. Phillip Daniel

    December 25, 2013 at 7:36 PM

    I honestly hope this is true. The little hypocritical swagfag shouldn’t be fucking up radio stations with his terrible music.

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